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It’s devastating that a bad so devoted to bringing others joy lacked it in himself. RIP.


My joints and I aren’t on speaking terms right now. On account of them being assholes.


When a student found a feather on the playground and presented it to me as a gift.


Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”


I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.